(Wait by the coffee counter)
Him: (in Russian accent) You want coffee?
Me: Yes, please!
Him: (gesturing to cashier) This girl wants a coffee!
Cashier: (Yelling back) The coffee counter isn’t open yet. No one’s here.
Him: (To cashier) Pffff. (To me) you want coffee? I’ll make you coffee.
(Makes plain coffee)
Him: One sugar? Two?
Me: Three, please!
Him: Three? No.
Me: …But -!
Him: One. One and a half, maybe.
Me: …But -!
Him: Trust me, this is much better. More healthy (Hands me coffee with 1.5 sugars).
Me: But…
Him: Fine (Adds another sugar). 2.5. Is enough.
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