Ouma + Finding A Mate

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My grandmother is pretty marriage-oriented.

Ouma: (explaining) You’re sitting on a rock with your skirt in the water, because you don’t mind getting your clothes wet.

Me: Why aren’t you sitting next to me?

Ouma: I’m watching to see which gentleman is going to come sit next to you. No one’s going to come if I’m sitting there taking up the space.

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