Me: Why aren’t you sitting next to me? Ouma: I’m watching to see which gentleman is going to come sit next to you.
Me: Ouma, move the phone so that I can see your face.
“What do I need someone to hold me for? I hold myself.”
“Better to get 50% of the pot than no pot at all.”
Ouma: I’m not a happy lady this early in the morning.
Me: But… it’s noon…
“I love this car. I love the color. I love how bright it is! Different.”
“Be good. Be Kind. Be Careful.”
Ouma and I went to a diamond store.
L’chaim
“Come to my room! I made you a present.” (Pulls out clay pineapple).